Monday, January 17, 2011

Yo ladies! Spread your legs, pleaseee!

Today, my company had a lunch treat for all the staff to celebrate the success of the Enopi MATH Olympiad Ceremony which was took place on last Sunday & also to welcome a newly joined Adrian. Welcome to Enopi Adrian! We went to a double-storey tranformed restaurant. Guess what have I found?!Cockroach? Flies?Cicak's tail in my spaghetti? Nehhh....come on not everytime is about something funny happens to food right? I'd found something more interesting instead..:P


"TAKE OFF YOU PANTS AND SPREAD YOUR LEGS, PLEASE. GOOD GIRLS DESERVE A FRIENDLY BREAK-IN ONCE A YEAR"


Sound so dirty huh! Accidently saw the poster in the restaurant's loo. COOL huh!LOLx I love it so so much! This is what we call as real advertisement! It is seriously eye-catching! By looking at the quote definitely makes everybody wanting to know & read more.You know la normally when it comes to something serious like this, It is so texting, so scientific, in other words, so BORING! Guess the image was kinda blur right..I have taken some of the interesting text to share with all of you, am happy to spread this awareness! Not to spread my legs of course!hahahaha

A true story
The visions of myself lying flat on the surgery sheets, feet strung up in stirrups and a lecherous male doctor peering at my cervix with a headlamp were coming true.
Or were they?
“Relax” said the doctor.”This will be over very soon.”
This would be over all night.
My life would be over. I was getting a Pap smear for the first time and they were going to find all sorts of horrible things in there. How on earth did I even end up here? Hadn’t I resolved that no strange man was going spelunking in my vagina?
Of course.  I had read somewhere that having sex could lead to cervical cancer. Apparently the Human Papillomaicalvirus (HPV) that causes cervical cancer is transmitted through intercourse.
Even having condom-protected sex won’t secure you from contracting the HPV as it spreads through skin contact in the pubic region (So if you think about it, getting lucky is overrated) :P
Was the nurse eyeing me suspiciously while I waited? What did the other people in the waiting room think? Did they know I was wearing Hello Kitty panties? What am I thinking?
What if the doctor said I had an ugly vagina? Is there such a thing as beautiful vagina? Hahaha
8 out of 10 women who frequent orgasm will be infected with the HPV virus at least once in their lifetime. Would I be one of them?
Once in the examination room, I was asked to strip bottomless by the nurse, lie down on the bed and put my feet up in the stirrups. She put a blanket over me and told me not to worry.
The doctor, who was actually very gentle, then inserted something cold in me and made a little prick inside. Next, he did a pelvic exam using his other hand to check for any growths. And he was done. Just like that.
Total time elapsed: 15 minutes.
I return a week later for the results. The doctor said he didn’t find anything abnormal, the test was negative and he gave me a clean bill of sexual health.
Feeling totally relieved and responsible. I proudly made a Pap smears appointment for the next year. There’s one thing I had to remember, though. Just make sure I wear the right panties.

Well this is a poster campaign by McCann Erickson Malaysia encouraged women to have their Pap smears through direct and light-hearted long copy ads in a tongue-in-cheek tone and manner, turning a serious matter into something more accessible and acceptable. The posters were placed at nightclubs, gyms and popular F&B hang-outs in town. -Courtesy of Pap smears Campaign by National Cancer Society Malaysia.^ ^


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